Hansen As A Verb
I postulate that in the future "to Hansen" will be synonymous with "to run around in a panic waving one's arms in the air and shouting "we're all gonna die.""
Just as it seems the rest of the world is coming to the realization that climate cycles are normal, Hansen now suggests that we scrap democracy since we haven't put a bunch of socialist looters in charge of the world economy fast enough.
In other words, if a majority of UN cronies decide that CO2 is a poison, then we should tally the vote and crash the world economy further. But if a majority of the people decide that going back to the dark ages may be a little premature based on the large amount of uncertainty surrounding the whole debate, then we should broom that vote and proceed directly to dictatorship.
Just as it seems the rest of the world is coming to the realization that climate cycles are normal, Hansen now suggests that we scrap democracy since we haven't put a bunch of socialist looters in charge of the world economy fast enough.
In other words, if a majority of UN cronies decide that CO2 is a poison, then we should tally the vote and crash the world economy further. But if a majority of the people decide that going back to the dark ages may be a little premature based on the large amount of uncertainty surrounding the whole debate, then we should broom that vote and proceed directly to dictatorship.
posted by ironcross11 | 11:39 PM
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