Tinkerbell, Democracy and My Favorite Socialist
You have to believe in them or they'll die. Especially if they've been poisoned.
The 2004 "I believe in Tinkerbell and Democracy award" goes to...envelope please... Prime Minister Tony Blair of Great Britain.
How good it must be to be Tony Blair. Courageous and stalwart in the supporting role. Standing firm in the face of withering domestic fire. It was tougher on him than Dubya. He had everything to lose and little to gain. I'd love to buy him a good bottle of whatever he drinks, but only if he pays the tax. He's my favorite Socialist.
The 2004 "I'm Afraid of Captain Hook and Terrorism" award" goes to...envelope please... Prime Minister Zapatero of Spain.
How hard it must be to be PM Zapatero. To have surrendered your nation's share of the credit just 7 months short of the prize. Honor and courage don't live here no more. They got foreclosed. I'm sure he's a decent and capable man, but I wouldn't want him covering my back in a fight.
The 2004 "Three Little Pigs Award" goes to...envelope please... Kofi, Kojo, Jacques, Marc Rich (Bill Clinton's Buddy) and all the other Oil for Food Profiteers.
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