The Brutality of Reason Example

By Ironcross One-One

Slicing and dicing things into pieces small enough
to be fed to Liberals, Kooks and Anti-Americans.
When feeding Kooks and Anti-Americans
I suggest a potato gun.

If you are the emotional liberal type, this mindspace will make you uncomfortable. If you think my logic or facts are faulty, lets discuss it. When your findings disagree with my findings, that is dialogue. But using rhetoric to disagree with science is demogoguery. No demogoguery! I usually refrain from insults, but occasionally, ignorance and liberal hypocrisy bring out the worst in me.

Location: Edge of Nowhere, Washington, United States

Military Jumper, Diver, Motorcycle Rider, Air Traffic Control and Demolitions Man. I build furniture and cabinets and can frame, roof, wire, plumb and finish a house. Can weld steel, drive heavy equipment, build pole barns and mortared rock walls. Have written one bad novel and one brilliant thesis. And I play the guitar.

Monday, January 10, 2005

Horoscope for Losers

Sagittarius - Today you'll continue the same feeble efforts that made you a failure so far. Go sit down on the sofa and get comfortable. No reason to take chances.

Scorpio - That stinger isn't a knife for stabbing people in the back. Now would be a good time to see if you can get ahead by hard work. Being sneaky is not a virtue.

Capricorn - You are the only one that is impressed by your efforts. People follow you, but mostly out of curiousity. A little attention to detail is in order as long as it's not self-absorbed.

Aquarius - Dodge responsibility like your life depends on it. Blame your parents for the way you are. Avoid using your real name.

Pisces - Slippery like a fish. Sell that stock before that insider information goes public. There's a vacant aquarium right next to Martha Stewart

Aries - That computer solitaire score really stands you out from the crowd. Don't worry about the fact that your co-workers carry you, their worst work is better than your best.

Taurus - Failing to reach your goals may damage your self-esteem. Don't take chances. Don't set them. Be satisfied with mediocrity.

Gemini - You don't have a twin - you're bipolar. Pick one personality and stick with it. Give the medication time.

Cancer - Today is a good day to be like cancer. Suck the life force out of the productive parts of the whole. Consume everything in your path without remorse. Perhaps a little pollution is in order too.

Leo - Every one loves the Cowardly Lion. Courage is for the brave and might make you unpopular. The French and Germans are waiting for you.

Virgo - Virtuous behavior is a crutch of the Bible thumpers. Don't worry about the health risks. Jump out there and get infected with something permanent.

Libra - Align yourself with the moderates. Balance everything. If you take a firm position you'll be square in the spotlight if something happens. How did that Undecided Voter thing work out last November?


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