Now They're Really, Really, Really, Mad.
Zawahiri has issued another warning. They've had all they can stand and they can't stand no more. They're going to kill some more infidels.
Thanks for the news flash. And when was the last time they weren't focused on killing infidels? 13 Centuries ago? Perhaps we don't understand their culture very well. I'll admit that, but they don't understand ours very well either.
You can lull westerners into ignoring dangers by singing sweet songs of peace and disarmament, but you can't threaten us into submission. Send your soccer team, we'll kick their ass. Send your armies, we'll roll across them. Send your terrorists, we'll hunt them down and lock them up. The few that actually do damage will just steel our resolve.
Bring it on punk. Send all your punks. We enjoy the target practice. Snap. Thud. Crack. Snap. Thud. Crack (The snap is supersonic bullet going through the skull of the guy next to you. The thud is the body hitting the ground. Then you hear the rifle.) Snap. Thud. Crack. It's a beating rhythm. It's the beating of your ass. This beating continues until you hide out of range in the mountains of Pakistan.
Here our differences are made clear. You have a cultural attachment to having your ass kicked. You're good at it. You've had lots of practice. We have a cultural attachment to being the best at everything. We're good at it. We like kicking ass. It's kind of a hobby. Our two cultures have this whole Yin-Yang thing going on - don't they?
A man who is hiding for his life and doesn't dare show his face is threatening us. Excuse us if we don't just abandon our western ways and submit to your backward culture and your oppressive religion. The only people that are afraid of you are your women. But we'll make you a deal. Select a couple of surrogates to present a reasonable plan for detente with the west and we'll consider that proposal in exchange for the surrender of You, Bin Laden, and Mullah Omar.
No? You think you want to escalate? OK. We'd like to escalate too. You knocked down a couple of skyscrapers and killed 3,000. We've done regime change in two countries by force and a half dozen others through incremental reforms. You are pinned into a wilderness and we've increased our spank in your backyard.
You can't imagine how much we've improved our techniques in the last few years. We need a place to test them. Name the place, punk.
Thanks for the news flash. And when was the last time they weren't focused on killing infidels? 13 Centuries ago? Perhaps we don't understand their culture very well. I'll admit that, but they don't understand ours very well either.
You can lull westerners into ignoring dangers by singing sweet songs of peace and disarmament, but you can't threaten us into submission. Send your soccer team, we'll kick their ass. Send your armies, we'll roll across them. Send your terrorists, we'll hunt them down and lock them up. The few that actually do damage will just steel our resolve.
Bring it on punk. Send all your punks. We enjoy the target practice. Snap. Thud. Crack. Snap. Thud. Crack (The snap is supersonic bullet going through the skull of the guy next to you. The thud is the body hitting the ground. Then you hear the rifle.) Snap. Thud. Crack. It's a beating rhythm. It's the beating of your ass. This beating continues until you hide out of range in the mountains of Pakistan.
Here our differences are made clear. You have a cultural attachment to having your ass kicked. You're good at it. You've had lots of practice. We have a cultural attachment to being the best at everything. We're good at it. We like kicking ass. It's kind of a hobby. Our two cultures have this whole Yin-Yang thing going on - don't they?
A man who is hiding for his life and doesn't dare show his face is threatening us. Excuse us if we don't just abandon our western ways and submit to your backward culture and your oppressive religion. The only people that are afraid of you are your women. But we'll make you a deal. Select a couple of surrogates to present a reasonable plan for detente with the west and we'll consider that proposal in exchange for the surrender of You, Bin Laden, and Mullah Omar.
No? You think you want to escalate? OK. We'd like to escalate too. You knocked down a couple of skyscrapers and killed 3,000. We've done regime change in two countries by force and a half dozen others through incremental reforms. You are pinned into a wilderness and we've increased our spank in your backyard.
You can't imagine how much we've improved our techniques in the last few years. We need a place to test them. Name the place, punk.
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