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When you hear a Leftist shout "Fascism" it means that he just got defeated by the Democratic process.
When you hear a Leftist shout "Socialism" it means someone just asked him how he's going to steal someone's wealth.

Fascism is what they shout when they don't get their way.
Socialism is what they shout when they do.

Ever wonder why the Defense budget is vulnerable to cuts, but the Welfare/Medicaid budget isn't?
I'd rather be sick and poor than occupied.

If you don't believe you can be happy, you can't.
If you can't lead yourself out of misery, you can't lead yourself anywhere.

If you aren't happy, change!
If you still aren't happy, why didn't you pick something better to change into?

Home Ownership is at all time highs
The Dow Jones is at all time highs
Unemployment is at all time lows
We'll probably never see our taxes this low again

But don't worry - the Democrats are sworn to take the country in a new direction